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Quotes

Here are all 19 of Sleepy Joe Biden's Quotes:

  1. My name's Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
  2. We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created by the, oh, you know, you know the thing.
  3. We choose science over fiction. We choose truth over facts.
  4. As Barack says, a three-letter word. JOBS. J-O-B-S. Jobs.
  5. If you have a problem figuring out if you’re for me or Trump – then you ain’t black.
  6. If you agree with me go to JOE 30330 and help me in this fight.
  7. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier. You said you were, but then – now you gotta be honest. I’m gonna be honest with you.
  8. I wanna be clear. I’m not going nuts. I’m not sure if it was a medical school or where the hell I spoke, but it was on a campus.
  9. Nobody should be in jail for a non-violent crime.
  10. Play the radio. Make sure the television, excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night.
  11. I learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap.
  12. Poor kids are just as great and just as talented as white kids.
  13. Tomorrow’s Super Thursday. Tuesday. And I want to thank you all.
  14. I got a lot of…..I got hairy legs, that turn , that , that , that, that , that turn, uh, uh blond in the sun.
  15. Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys.
  16. 150 million people have been killed since 2007.
  17. It would put 720 million back million women back in the workforce.
  18. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.
  19. No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger and so we have to just change the culture. Period. And keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.

Here are President Trump's 12 Quotes:

  1. MAGA sound bite - 20 second closing of rallies.
  2. But they can make anything bad because they are the fake, fake, disgusting news.
  3. The State of our Union is stronger than ever before
  4. But unlike so many who came before me, I keep my promises, we did our job.
  5. Well they’re losing their lives everywhere in the world. Maybe that’s a question you should ask CHINA. Don’t ask me. Ask China that question. Ok.
  6. Sleepy Joe.  He’s constantly naming the wrong state. Its great to be in the state of Ohio. No, no, I’m sorry you’re in North Carolina.
  7. We’re going to have a wall like no other. Its going to be a powerful, terrific wall. Walls do work.
  8. We first went thru Russia, Russia, Russia.  It was all….Bullshit
  9. And our country is thriving and highly respected again.
  10. I think its ridiculous.  It’s a witch hunt. I’m leading in the polls.  They have no idea how they stop me.  The only way they can try is through impeachment. It’s nonsense. When you see the readout of the call you’ll understand. That call was perfect.
  11. They would love to see a guy like Sleepy Joe Biden who has no clue what the hell he’s doing. They’d say to Sleepy Joe – Sir just sign right there – Oh ok.
  12. Now we want to rebuild our country and that’s exactly what we’re doing. We are rebuilding OUR country.